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moniquill:

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.



handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location



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tinalikesbutts:

same



weallwantsomethingelse:

I idolize Daniel Radcliffe





officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail



h0llo:

hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned



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fer1972:

Over the Top: The Incredible Landscape Photography of Max Rive 



mrsweasley:

jebiwonkenobi:

I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 

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